Sir Kalen

A complexity in life


So a hierarchy deemed that is was necessary and good for potential… GED is the reply to the cryptic. So off I go, like little red riding hood into the forest of the unknown, only I knew that there might lurk a wolf. It wasn’t a conniving, plotting, insidious wolf though. Yet it carried all the same disguise. The attire and looks of a young highschool-age female.


Our differences we boggling to our minds, she on probation, I the lark free. And the inevitable question was posed. Where was the origin of my sigh-school? Amusement for both parties followed. It was two different worlds, yes it was little Red Riding Hood, innocent and unwary of the wolf. We both reached the conclusion, home-schooled people do have a life. At least I did. But amusing to me was the questions. “Oh, you’re homeschooled… then you don’t do drugs or sex then right?” yea, I’ll let you answer that one too. Further questions proceeded, as such “do you have computers? Internet?” I was tempted to say, “Oh yes we do, but we still have to haul water to do dishes or shower.” So we reached the conclusion that I did have “a life.”


Amused as I was, I still left wondering… “is this the conception the world has of us?” “is the ideology of home-schooling so foreign to humanity?”


Amused I will probably be again tomorrow to finish the test.

Ack, I broke my blogging rule. "never follow the trend" So i have diverted, so have been the follower, Forgive me my audience.



So shall the last shall be first.


last cigarette: have yet start the first

last alcoholic beverage: Cousins wedding, 4-5 yrs ago
last car ride: this morning. To work. (Which brings you to the question, why is he doing this?)

last kiss: given. To my mother, as I left for work
last good cry: questionable

last library book: The Black Arrow. Robert Louis Stevenson
last book bought: The Count of Monte Cristo Sir Alexander Dumas

last desktop wallpaper: The fabled blue screen of windows
last book read: The Black Arrow Robert Louis Stevenson (hark do we see a pattern?)

last movie seen in theatre: ROTK
last movie rented: Enemy at the Gates in the late month of July

last cuss word uttered: I do not care for the redundancy of reiteration
last beverage drank: coffee

last food consumed: breakfast. Cold toast
last crush: Brother jumped on me to wake me up.

last phone call: senior moment, can’t remember
last television show watched: Senior moment here too.

last shoes worn: sneakers. Same ones I’ve worn for the past 2yrs
last CD/mp3 played: Summon the Heroes John Williams

last item bought: Fiberglass Resin.
last download: America’s Army. Game

last annoyance: Alarm clock
last disappointment: waking up this morning

last coke drank: Mountain Dew
last thing [hand]written: The Ramblings...

last key used: house, got locked out by paranoid sister.
last words spoken: “might as well take the splurge”

last words sang: “Just like You.” Three days Grace
last webpage visited: what is a webpage?





Tally. . . -ho!extensions: 1

bathrooms: 3
books: nearing four digits, collectively

computers: 5-10 counting laptops
televisions: 2, or monitors for VCR’s

video game consoles: 0
video games: 10?

DVDs: 10
VHS cassettes: 30?

Records: 20-40
CDs: nearing 3 digits collectively

cassette tapes: several hundred, again collectively
eight tracks: some here and there, in the depths of the boogey man’s den in the attic

pets: 1
houseplants: they don’t last long

musical instruments: 4-5


body-related
surgeries: 0

scars: My entire face?!
things you love: being skinny

things you hate: alarm clocks and mornings
tattoos:

piercings: 0
rings: 0


past-related

boyfriends: erhhhhm. I’ll skip this
Girlfriends: 6. Arwyn, Jaryn, Rynelle, Lynae, Brielle, Mom.

Divorces: Never plan to engage myself in a situation that would ever permit that. aka marraige
homes: 1 and forever 1

schools: 1: home
city(ies) of residence: Tallahssee

foreign countries visited: 4: Canada, Hungary, Romania, France


family-related
brothers: 4

sisters: 5
children: None, never plan to.

First cousins: To numerous to count I’m guessing around 40
grandparents living: 3

miles between you and your parents: um... Several, when you hear the words “Head to my room young man, you are in deep trouble.”
years your parents have been married: 29


misc.

Really close friends:
evenings per week [spent] at home: 8

times per week you cook: 3



your local quirk


Name? Kalen

Age? Antediluvian
Region? Southeast

Occupation? Brother, feeder-of-paper-through-scanner, general house nuisance
Favorite nickname? I’d rather keep it personal, just with my family. Or call me Mainard. Or apply your own that's what others usually do.

What is the biggest hurdle you've [largely] overcome? fear of you and growing up.
What has been your greatest accomplishment so far? Waking up each morning

What saying(s) best sums up your life?
What is your biggest struggle right now? Fighting my future

What is your biggest joy right now? Brothers
If you had three hours right now to spend doing anything you wanted, what would you do?Making the bear that went over the mountain envious. Gathering brothers and rare friends, creating a need for an expedition through the swamps, purely to see what is on the other-side

What have you always wished you could do, but it's just not in the cards for you?Hermitry.

we will try this again. really, i'm not a dunce.


really.





ok, so why are you looking at me like that.



ok.


yea, i'll shut-up and post



test.